Another Friday. Lots of terrible things going on in the world. Russian children killed in what looks to be another partially botched rescue by security forces, Texas sized hurricane plowing into Florida, and an evil howdy doody imposter promising to save America from terra and to revive the economy. Actually to be fair on that last one I am not sure what that ass clown promised last night. I have learned that what the man tells us is very rarely what actually happens. Sad but true. Bush's strength lies with his ability to get the great unwashed masses fired up and scared. There is a terrorist hiding in your closet and if you don't vote for me they are going to destroy your home and possibly lure your son or daughter into a gay marriage. We should pass a constitutional amendment against both. Prick.
Okay I will quit. "It can't rain all the time......"